Thursday, November 29, 2012

{gift giving guide} What my Man will NOT be getting for Christmas.....

I can't stand it.
  I'm crying.
Laughter tears.
You know,
 the kind that you get from laughing hysterically.  My stomach hurts.

It's a little creepy right now, because I'm alone,
I'm still gonna laugh anyway.

Let me start off by stating that my hubby is a manly-man. 
 Sometimes too manly.
 (if you know what I mean).

So, when I see things like this:
The picture speaks for itself.            Source:UberReview

I have a complete meltdown in my brain thinking of how my hubs would look wearing this apparatus.
 The feeling moves from my brain down to my um, laughy parts {ie, mouth, belly} and I let out a great big bellor.....I probably sound like a cow. I think a little spit flew out of my mouth.
Doesn't matter, I'm alone with this happiness.... brought on at my hubby's expense.

I truely hope that I don't offend anyone with this post. 
 I can't help it. 
I think it's funny.